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Looking for video of joystick quake guy (No comments)
Posted by hauer @ 15:05 CST, 6 March 2026 - iMsg
Hello fellas

Can anyone remember the video of a guy playing Quake Live with a joystick and a keyboard?

If I remember correctly it was from an Australian Quake Live LAN event.

The video featured a bald guy with a joystick in one hand and a keyboard under his other hand and he was playing Quake Live.

His arms were stretched so much to either side that it looked he took up a whole lot of room.
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Online Quake Live Config Editor app (11 comments)
Posted by bassettr86 @ 13:43 CST, 26 February 2026 - iMsg
I've been working on a online config editor for Quake Live, with the ability to create a custom config entirely in the browser.

https://quakeliveconfigeditor.com

It has the ability to:

Set binds for all binds found in QL ingame interface + more
Create custom weapon scripts
Create other custom scripts in a window module
Set 281 different Quake Live cvar / config settings
Search by cvar name and tags
Export and download a .cfg directly from the UI
Programmed-in dependencies for certain cvars, hiding and revealing dependent cvars when master toggles are enabled/disabled

This has been an entirely solo project, and I'm seeking some community feedback and possibly some suggestions, especially for:

1) Missing cvars for important settings, especially for competitive play
2) UI/UX improvements, the overall look and feel of the site, small (or big) recommended improvements/adjustments in site design
3) Incorrect cvar descriptions or values, or to suggest including new selections or values
4) Overall, is this a successful project that could be useful for players? If not, I'd like to know why and what I could do to make it so.
5) Any broken aspects of the site, bugs or problems.
6) Any scripts recommended to include in the config editor, I can add new bind inputs to those custom scripts

Note: Current scripts I've included are...
Weapon aliases
Volume up/down
Enemy Colors (custom Head/Torso/Legs)
Enemy Model toggle
Direct Rocket Jump

If anyone has feedback, post it here! I'd love to hear from you. And I wouldn't mind working with another programmer or developer to expand. PS. Contributors will get credit on the page footer for their efforts.

Update 03/01/2026


Thanks to ProT in the forum responses, I've updated the app to v2. I worked very hard on his suggestions (give him thanks) to include:

1) Membership creation / Login including Google Auth or Discord Auth. You can also register with email address and then sync your Google/Discord to that email.
2) Importing configs now works. There are indicators for what settings were imported by the config.
3) Smart checking on duplicate binds. A Manual Edit mode for the CFG Preview,
4) 1080p design. Now the site is wider.
5) Importing configs populates imported binds as well as settings.
6) Cloud saving configs. Every user has 5 slots to save their configs and name them.

There may be more additions I made I just don't know off the top of my head.

One thing I'd like to hear from you guys is if I'm missing any recommended settings to add (or binds). I tried including all the major ones, but what happens here is when you import a setting that's not found in one of my categories, it gets pushed to the bottom under // Uncategorized settings and scripts.

Thanks ESR.
Edited by bassettr86 at 05:38 CST, 1 March 2026 - 917 Hits
OpenQ4 - Modern, full binary replacement for Quake 4 (1 comment)
Posted by TheMuffinMan @ 04:24 CST, 25 February 2026 - iMsg
As titled, a project in its early days

I have been working on this project for a few weeks which offers an open-source game engine alongside its own game binaries. It picks up on unfinished work from Justin Marshall and drives my own set of improvements and goals.

Aim: to offer an open-source set of binaries. The closed-source BSE (effects system) has been fully reverse engineered and remains closed source to minimize potential legal issues, but the engine plugs into its API.

Features:
* modern and extensive platform/arch/hardware support for Windows, macOS and Linux PCs through SDL3
* nightly builds for all platforms
* full game controller/joystick support
* full screen aspect adjustments. from a coding perspective, it works perfectly, but some additional assets and menu refactoring considerations are needed for enhanced horizontal expansion (WIP).
* EAX audio
* auto-discovery for game installations in Steam or GOG
* multi-monitor and borderless support
* unified game dir for SP and MP binaries
* up-to-date external libs

Goals:
* SP/MP library merging/part-merge
* 5 years of RBDOOM3-BFG updates to port over (ie: shadowmapping)
* UTF-8 and TTF font support
* Expanding project to a unified engine for Quake 4, Doom 3, Doom 3 BFG, Prey and ETQW
* Reworking engine to allow true, higher framerates.
* Enhanced competitive features for MP, essentially porting from WORR/MuffMode.

https://github.com/themuffinator/OpenQ4
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250fps league players configs (3 comments)
Posted by messenja @ 10:27 CST, 21 February 2026 - iMsg
Where can i download ql configs used by killsen, rapha, pavel and others? I especially want to take a look at killsen's config
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Quake Live - It's Over (No comments)
Posted by Maga-pql @ 04:30 CST, 13 February 2026 - iMsg

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Rating: 7.5 (1 vote)
This will be my final tape, ggs!

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alternative to Quake 2 Starter? (1 comment)
Posted by azxx @ 04:40 CST, 11 February 2026 - iMsg
Quake 2 Starter ( http://q2s.tastyspleen.net/ ) was to Q2 what nQuake is to Q1/QW. But I tried it recently and it seems broken? Something in the package to do with the source port it seems? Is there a manual fix or alternative? These kinds of community installers are really good for getting new players up and running, and also good for a quick setup on a temporary computer.
Edited by azxx at 04:40 CST, 11 February 2026 - 430 Hits

<< Comment #1 @ 15:59 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
embroglio! voted: melachi, embroglio, tBonOEn3noen

edit: *.ru & *.il, Majestic too

edit: q3 IT'S A POLL ON ESR WITH Q3 IN IT SO IT HAS TO WINetc.

edit: bubble and george
Edited by embroglio! at 23:11 GMT, 13th Dec 2003
<< Comment #27 @ 21:28 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By Nobles3 Drexciyian  - Reply to #1
Your losing =[
<< Comment #122 @ 08:12 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By Europe pisk  - Reply to #27
nope, he's tied with q3 - that has to mean something!
<< Comment #2 @ 16:00 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By ^__^ pinball- 
free icecream if you are voting on embroglio!!
<< Comment #3 @ 16:09 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By BLUEman's Avatar BLUEman 
BLUEman.
<< Comment #45 @ 08:07 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By USSR Demiurge  - Reply to #3
no, that would be
BLUEman++
<< Comment #186 @ 15:20 CST, 3 January 2006 >>
By Sweden luKrek  - Reply to #45
BLUEman '
actually
<< Comment #188 @ 17:16 CDT, 27 October 2008 >>
By l0wfly funnyb  - Reply to #186
no just BLUEman
<< Comment #191 @ 17:52 CDT, 29 October 2008 >>
By Sweden luKrek  - Reply to #188
fuck
<< Comment #4 @ 16:19 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By cow avatar by spyteman steg 
where are fanboys?:(
<< Comment #5 @ 16:20 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By United Kingdom utrtdttddtjt  - Reply to #4
.ru and .il
<< Comment #110 @ 04:23 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By Yugoslavia prodx  - Reply to #5
What do the Israeli's have to do with all this?
<< Comment #118 @ 07:36 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By sleepy zet  - Reply to #110
mission from god and his friends?
<< Comment #128 @ 11:51 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By Yugoslavia prodx  - Reply to #118
Heh, no-one trusts the jews. Hah, tough.
<< Comment #6 @ 16:22 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
I think it's only fair that the user who is top at a certain pre-determined date (let's make it Christmas Day for fun) gets banned. Sort of like an election in reverse. =)
<< Comment #51 @ 10:36 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By Nuke Explosion Buckminster  - Reply to #6
Agreed let's ban carmac from ESR...
<< Comment #52 @ 10:50 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By Quake 3 kjafefjaes  - Reply to #6
man you could probably just type a dot and get plusses :D
<< Comment #53 @ 10:58 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By Unset THERAILMCCOY  - Reply to #52
.
<< Comment #59 @ 13:39 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By United Kingdom utrtdttddtjt  - Reply to #53
That was a pretty good dot, but I've seen better.
<< Comment #62 @ 14:53 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By Unset THERAILMCCOY  - Reply to #59
.
<< Comment #140 @ 16:30 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By Colour: yellow jarlb  - Reply to #62
2. dude, you own :)
<< Comment #84 @ 11:44 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By Quake 3 kjafefjaes  - Reply to #53
this dot is sponsored by me
<< Comment #113 @ 05:49 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By Poland Mav9l1ty  - Reply to #53
Oh c'mon! You should be the most annoying ESR user because of those dots! :))) But if it gives You pluses... let me try then :)

.
<< Comment #139 @ 16:29 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By Colour: yellow jarlb  - Reply to #53
dude, you own :)
<< Comment #164 @ 04:49 CST, 25 December 2003 >>
By ^LittleEvil666^ zr0  - Reply to #53
I just plussed you cause i wanna ban you :) Hope you feel ALOT better now.
<< Comment #165 @ 04:49 CST, 25 December 2003 >>
By ^LittleEvil666^ zr0  - Reply to #53
I just plussed you cause i wanna ban you :) Hope you feel ALOT better now.
<< Comment #205 @ 17:41 CDT, 25 April 2011 >>
By clawo Liam  - Reply to #53
Let's get this S up to 100%
<< Comment #75 @ 04:45 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By Norway primax  - Reply to #52
.
<< Comment #105 @ 02:56 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By Japan YaoiSama  - Reply to #75
you don't deserve a plus for that one.
<< Comment #111 @ 04:34 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By Norway primax  - Reply to #105
·
<< Comment #112 @ 04:37 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By Norway primax  - Reply to #105
See the difference? :P . ·
<< Comment #114 @ 05:50 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By Poland Mav9l1ty  - Reply to #112
Let's try something else:

,

:)
<< Comment #152 @ 15:14 CST, 17 December 2003 >>
By Gay Pride elputo  - Reply to #114
o_O
<< Comment #7 @ 16:23 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By Colour: black dys50r 
wheres bubble?
<< Comment #8 @ 16:25 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By Unset THERAILMCCOY  - Reply to #7
Bubble is now known as 'ip-184.net-81-220-104.nantes.rev.numericable.fr'.
Edited by THERAILMCCOY at 22:25 GMT, 13th Dec 2003
<< Comment #69 @ 00:41 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By Colour: white dreg  - Reply to #8
he is also known as a spastic
<< Comment #125 @ 11:16 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By linux exxxie  - Reply to #69
you mean scope type :D
<< Comment #158 @ 13:05 CST, 21 December 2003 >>
By France Bou  - Reply to #7
dtc
<< Comment #9 @ 16:35 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By -nepal- fooKi 
wtf embroglio rox
<< Comment #90 @ 15:34 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By wutai logo 0.2 (c) inu falkieri  - Reply to #9
isn't embroglio some kind of pasta?
<< Comment #166 @ 21:35 CST, 25 December 2003 >>
By inuyasha6 8inchpenis  - Reply to #9
and u sir, are quite THE COCK!
<< Comment #10 @ 16:37 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By United Kingdom simonb 
that recent major of me HAS to be teh most annoying :))

grinning like a drunken fart. hohoho
<< Comment #11 @ 16:43 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By United States of America iverson 
my vote is d33
<< Comment #12 @ 16:49 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi 
Hmmms, quake 3 is not winning. If I put embroglio in the CXG poll...
<< Comment #13 @ 17:12 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By United Kingdom utrtdttddtjt  - Reply to #12
Just swap the names. :(
<< Comment #104 @ 02:39 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By ozna (blue) Rap1d  - Reply to #12
ok u got my vote.
u stole my idea of this poll, for the plusses only i bet.
I demand them back! give me my [+]!
:)
Edited by Rap1d at 08:48 GMT, 16th Dec 2003
<< Comment #106 @ 03:11 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #104
Uh, what. Who are you? :)
<< Comment #141 @ 16:32 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By Colour: yellow jarlb  - Reply to #106
He is Rap1d, and he has the OZN avatar. Beware !
<< Comment #167 @ 21:36 CST, 25 December 2003 >>
By inuyasha6 8inchpenis  - Reply to #141
lol, ozn what a bunch of fucktards they were...
<< Comment #14 @ 17:56 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By boatclub tom 
why isnt that lexx guy on there?
<< Comment #22 @ 19:48 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By xtreme ReapeR^  - Reply to #14
He thinks he's a Russian, so vote for *.ru + *.il ;>
<< Comment #23 @ 20:16 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By Vatican ramon  - Reply to #22
which will win hands down.
<< Comment #35 @ 05:24 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By sloveniaAF FTY  - Reply to #14
I question that too!
<< Comment #15 @ 18:14 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By Brazil saboya 
why am I not there? I'm not bitchy enuff? I'll work on that =/
<< Comment #16 @ 18:17 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By Beer! pontape  - Reply to #15
you're just plain boring
<< Comment #17 @ 18:26 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By Brazil saboya  - Reply to #16
my mom said i was cool =/
<< Comment #18 @ 18:38 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By Brazil rorshack  - Reply to #17
That's what happen when you put cheese on everything
<< Comment #21 @ 19:00 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By Brazil saboya  - Reply to #18
no way, cheese > *
<< Comment #19 @ 18:52 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By United States of America immortal 
bubble is the biggest idiot here.
<< Comment #20 @ 19:00 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By Sweden Hunn  - Reply to #19
I just think they didn't specify the poll enough to get everyone to understand. I agree with you tho.
<< Comment #76 @ 04:46 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By Norway primax  - Reply to #19
He was, maybe :P Banned now..
<< Comment #150 @ 09:00 CST, 17 December 2003 >>
Now thats a relief :)
<< Comment #24 @ 20:23 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By Canada Ms.X 
you forgot about megan..
<< Comment #25 @ 20:47 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #24
If I wanted to add megan I could add kdawg but it's not fun with given winners. Hell, I already added q3.
<< Comment #81 @ 09:18 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By Yugoslavia prodx  - Reply to #25
Add K-Dawg!
<< Comment #85 @ 11:44 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #81
Hmm, someone deleted his posts. It wasn't me!
<< Comment #26 @ 21:18 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By Colour: black h3i 
i didnt vote coz i love everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!69
<< Comment #70 @ 00:43 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By Colour: white dreg  - Reply to #26
it was a hard decision for me, and i decided not to vote, until that is... i saw bubble in the list
<< Comment #73 @ 04:24 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By QW tbone  - Reply to #70
lol, vote for me...you know you want to? Just look at my nick... doesn't that just make you get really irritated?
<< Comment #168 @ 21:38 CST, 25 December 2003 >>
By inuyasha6 8inchpenis  - Reply to #70
same for me when i saw george, god damn i hate the cpl bullshit he comes out with. HE DESERVES BANNING!
<< Comment #28 @ 21:53 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By USSR Demiurge 
pls add h3i to the poll
<< Comment #29 @ 22:10 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By Colour: black D i M a 
vinkieeeee!!!!!
Nicole (R.I.P.)
MindsEye (R.I.P.)
<< Comment #91 @ 16:01 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By v1 vinkieee  - Reply to #29
hey wtf? what u using my name for!
<< Comment #154 @ 19:49 CST, 17 December 2003 >>
By Canada MindsEye  - Reply to #29
i'm still here bitchdog!
<< Comment #30 @ 22:31 CST, 13 December 2003 >>
By Gay Pride icewolve 
tbonER - writes an essay when a simple yes or a no will do for the answer.

he gets my vote

schwing!
<< Comment #38 @ 06:15 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By cooller skint  - Reply to #30
lol!
<< Comment #74 @ 04:26 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By QW tbone  - Reply to #30
I really agree with you you know. I really just cannot SHUT THE FUCK UP. I wish I could...but I can't, i wish I could kill myself, but I'm too much of a cunt that has to make everyone suffer before I die, oh well! till next time!

Love Tyrone
<< Comment #194 @ 08:20 CST, 2 November 2009 >>
By Beer! becks  - Reply to #74
almost six years :(
<< Comment #195 @ 08:28 CST, 2 November 2009 >>
By QW tbone  - Reply to #194
Whhhhyy! cringe! So embarrassing.

I have to say that I have grown up a bit :D
<< Comment #196 @ 08:30 CST, 2 November 2009 >>
By Beer! becks  - Reply to #195
are you named Tyra now?
<< Comment #197 @ 08:37 CST, 2 November 2009 >>
By QW tbone  - Reply to #196
....no? I'm confused, why are you asking me that?

And just for the record my nick is spelt so funny because there are like 4 billion tbones. *ahem*
<< Comment #198 @ 08:55 CST, 2 November 2009 >>
By Beer! becks  - Reply to #197
just a wild guess :]
<< Comment #199 @ 15:36 CST, 2 November 2009 >>
By inuyasha8 sonic  - Reply to #197
I SAW ONE OF THEM ON SOME SORT OF ONLINE COMPUTERGAME
<< Comment #31 @ 01:58 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By Beer! Morba 
w00t im not included \o/
<< Comment #32 @ 03:08 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By Belgium RaZa 
melachi

.
<< Comment #33 @ 03:55 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi 
Vote me for president!

Woh, I passed embroccoli. Though I admit, I'm not what I used to be.
<< Comment #40 @ 07:22 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By United Kingdom utrtdttddtjt  - Reply to #33
We've peaked. :(
<< Comment #34 @ 04:08 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi 
btw everyone here is shiddy shid and i hate you all shiddy nerds !!!!!


good lord, I lost it.
<< Comment #36 @ 05:51 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By Sweden sampo 
where's "cha.bellsouth.net" and/or "shawcable.net" ? :)
<< Comment #56 @ 12:16 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By Unset gnarf  - Reply to #36
because we'd then have an absolute winner so that the whole poll would be irrelevant :D
<< Comment #93 @ 17:05 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By Sweden sampo  - Reply to #56
true :D
<< Comment #37 @ 06:03 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By England pickle 
carmac is in the lead - i see the readers of esr do have brains after all.
<< Comment #39 @ 07:15 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By Sweden shingo 
I voted Carmac since he is sane.
<< Comment #41 @ 07:22 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By Denmark light 
how do you vote for cs?
<< Comment #42 @ 07:58 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By XSR text Kage 
is *.ru = lexx , polosatiy , etc etc?

i vote for if22's fanboy umayr (umayr thinking about if22 : he loves me , he loves me not , he loves me , he loves me not , he loves me .. bah fcuk that i dont love him.... =))))))) and a close second has to be the CPL basher..or melachi..or hmm damn this poll is tough.... you get a + for the poll.
<< Comment #43 @ 08:02 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By Pakistan umayr 
rofl!!

what about brandan.. and therailmccoy
<< Comment #78 @ 07:52 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By Beer! Morba  - Reply to #43
rail ownz :>
<< Comment #44 @ 08:06 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By Pakistan umayr 
OMG>>>>>>>>>>>> SHOW ME SOME LOVE.. lol..
<< Comment #46 @ 08:08 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By USSR Demiurge 
umm, add umayr to the poll as well
<< Comment #66 @ 16:23 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #46
umm, he's been in since the start.
<< Comment #116 @ 06:45 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By USSR Demiurge  - Reply to #66
I didnt care when i posted that. I only said that because of the previeus post =p
Edited by Yeltsin at 12:57 GMT, 16th Dec 2003
<< Comment #119 @ 07:44 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #116
"I dont think he was when i posted that. I only said that because of the previeus post anyway =p..."

Haha, I caught you pre-edit!
<< Comment #126 @ 11:32 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By linux exxxie  - Reply to #119
just voted for you for being so cocky

=)
<< Comment #134 @ 14:23 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By USSR Demiurge  - Reply to #119
lol, i edited that because i realized i didnt see him BECAUSE i didnt care, so no reason in quoting the evolutinary inferior remark =p
<< Comment #47 @ 08:09 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By Vatican ramon 
Looks like it's a close call between Carmac and the le.. .ru guys.

I'm surprised this poll hasnt provoked anything yet ;P
Edited by Septik at 14:29 GMT, 14th Dec 2003
<< Comment #48 @ 08:37 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By XSR text Kage  - Reply to #47
oh just wait , cyberfight will "update" soon =) ( eh lexx?)
Edited by kageman at 14:38 GMT, 14th Dec 2003
<< Comment #67 @ 16:46 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By sloveniaAF FTY  - Reply to #48
Well the news is old, cyberfight is not about old news, you know >:).
<< Comment #54 @ 11:34 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By Poland Carmac  - Reply to #47
Will it help my cause if I say I am half Russian?
<< Comment #57 @ 12:55 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By Vatican ramon  - Reply to #54
You'll get the combined results, making you the ultimate winner.
<< Comment #58 @ 13:10 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By Poland Carmac  - Reply to #57
And to think I wanted to [+] RAIL's comment :D.
<< Comment #144 @ 19:22 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By Nobles3 Drexciyian  - Reply to #47
Damn why wasnt u on this list
<< Comment #145 @ 19:47 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By Vatican ramon  - Reply to #144
Probably the fact that I don't associate with people like you.
<< Comment #49 @ 08:50 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
plz add anonymous
<< Comment #50 @ 10:17 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By Denmark brescia 
where is bubble? :(
<< Comment #60 @ 14:19 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By Colour: white majix  - Reply to #50
...and the pseudo-intellectual "pseudo-intellectual"?!
<< Comment #64 @ 15:04 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By Colour: black pseudo-intellectual  - Reply to #60
a vote for me is a vote for prosperity.
<< Comment #55 @ 11:49 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By Quake 3 (black) GeNeTiKs 
Id like to see raccoon and seven added to the list as well. ;)
<< Comment #72 @ 01:48 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
I'd like to see santa clause with his top off.
<< Comment #77 @ 05:38 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By Quake 3 (black) GeNeTiKs  - Reply to #72
cool!
<< Comment #127 @ 11:35 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
<< Comment #61 @ 14:43 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
Oi, 'bout me?!
<< Comment #68 @ 18:51 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By Quake 3 (black) GeNeTiKs  - Reply to #61
You're not annoying enough, you just think you are.
<< Comment #107 @ 04:06 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By Gay Pride UNR-Lord Rab  - Reply to #68
I'm not?! Cool, I knew you all loved me
<< Comment #92 @ 16:19 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By United States of America Maz1nger  - Reply to #61
you went out in a big whimper.
<< Comment #108 @ 04:07 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By Gay Pride UNR-Lord Rab  - Reply to #92
Assfuck?
<< Comment #149 @ 07:46 CST, 17 December 2003 >>
By Unset gnarf  - Reply to #108
Is this an invitation?
<< Comment #120 @ 07:54 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #61
Head back into the idling cave now!
<< Comment #63 @ 14:56 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By Quake 3 wocK_ 
emb :P
<< Comment #65 @ 15:45 CST, 14 December 2003 >>
By omg! Majestic 
wiky
<< Comment #71 @ 01:43 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi 
Carmac plotted with Ms.X to get this off the frontpage!
<< Comment #79 @ 07:53 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By Beer! Morba  - Reply to #71
hax!
<< Comment #80 @ 08:49 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By United Kingdom Six16 
d3c4y voted: melachi


thats all i have to say on this matter.
<< Comment #83 @ 11:37 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #80
Somehow I forgot to add you to the poll!
<< Comment #94 @ 18:11 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By United Kingdom Six16  - Reply to #83
tbh, i wonderd where i was 2.
<< Comment #82 @ 09:42 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By Yugoslavia prodx 
Voted: BLUEman, simonb and bubble obviously. The rest is not nearly irritating enough. I stopped irritating myself at people's obvious stupidity so I only get upset if I spot a post by one of the aforementioned 3.

gg
Edited by prodx at 15:44 GMT, 15th Dec 2003
<< Comment #117 @ 06:47 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By USSR Demiurge  - Reply to #82
thinking the one of the only two russian presidents ever is dead is pretty stupid, hrhrhr =) But i wasn't annoyed, how do you explain that? =)
Edited by Yeltsin at 12:50 GMT, 16th Dec 2003
<< Comment #156 @ 04:07 CST, 18 December 2003 >>
By Yugoslavia prodx  - Reply to #117
You didn't really get the way I meant it, either way it doesn't matter.
<< Comment #86 @ 12:25 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By bluedot lockdog 
all - add pls in the list of answers.
<< Comment #87 @ 14:21 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
carmac :P
<< Comment #88 @ 15:10 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By omg! Majestic 
hmpf
<< Comment #89 @ 15:13 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By omg! Majestic 
carmac obviously. ever seen such a lame asslicking sad old boring cunt so plain and wanabee as he?
<< Comment #95 @ 18:15 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By Norway wee man 
where's k-dawg? he's frequenting esreality quite often with his unnamedlamer-name and his bellsouth-isp.
<< Comment #96 @ 23:06 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By 004 Khorney  - Reply to #95
Dont encourage him!
<< Comment #97 @ 23:37 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By inuyasha8 sonic  - Reply to #96
He and carmac would win hands down.
<< Comment #123 @ 08:33 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By 004 Khorney  - Reply to #97
I cannot understand why someone sees carmac as annoying though, he seems like a nice guy to me :)
<< Comment #129 @ 13:09 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By raccoon new! raccoon  - Reply to #123
He is.
<< Comment #131 @ 13:19 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By Unset THERAILMCCOY  - Reply to #129
He is annoying or a nice guy? Oh i get it, an annoyingly nice guy. Like a Polish Ned Flanders.
Edited by THERAILMCCOY at 19:28 GMT, 16th Dec 2003
<< Comment #142 @ 16:40 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By Colour: yellow jarlb  - Reply to #131
loooooooooooool :DDDD A polish Ned Flenders loooooooooool
mwhahaha :DDDD I pissed in my shorts :(
<< Comment #151 @ 10:33 CST, 17 December 2003 >>
By Norway wee man  - Reply to #131
qua-diddely-ake and fra-diddely-ags. don't understand why that's annoying.
<< Comment #135 @ 14:26 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By USSR Demiurge  - Reply to #129
ugh, thats so annoying....
<< Comment #146 @ 01:39 CST, 17 December 2003 >>
By Japan Jubei  - Reply to #95
i dont find him irritating, thought a lot of his stuff was quite interesting myself.

As for george bigging up an organisation that dont even have q3 at its events, and carmac being really irritating in that esr uncut movie, i am clear on who to vote for :|
<< Comment #98 @ 23:57 CST, 15 December 2003 >>
By United States of America PMS Missy 
I voted melachi.. although he's not completely irritating.. I get really annoyed when I see the pink happy face avatar. The little happy bubblegum ball face makes me want to scream bad words. =(
<< Comment #99 @ 01:43 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By rtfm sanctus 
the only thing carmac will win =)
Edited by sanctus at 07:49 GMT, 16th Dec 2003
<< Comment #100 @ 01:49 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By jazz_spaz2 Ins0mnia 
Ins0mnia voted: BLUEman, simonb, CarMac
<< Comment #101 @ 02:17 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi 
Hah, carmac, it's back on the frontpage!
<< Comment #102 @ 02:24 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By jazz_spaz2 Ins0mnia  - Reply to #101
yer fired
<< Comment #124 @ 10:41 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By Poland Carmac  - Reply to #101
And your team is better than mine for some reason.
<< Comment #103 @ 02:28 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
Quake 3 rulez :D
<< Comment #109 @ 04:19 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By Yugoslavia prodx  - Reply to #103
What does that have to do with anything?
<< Comment #115 @ 06:28 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #109
It's in the poll. To see if it wins this poll as it wins every other poll.
<< Comment #143 @ 16:42 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By Colour: yellow jarlb  - Reply to #103
Do you know what annoying means ? :)
<< Comment #121 @ 07:58 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
Where's Jubei in the list.He's Really annoying and He writes really short [tbh,imho....]That's english shit.
<< Comment #147 @ 01:40 CST, 17 December 2003 >>
By Japan Jubei  - Reply to #121
wondered if i wld be mentioned in this thread, checked every swede avatar i saw.

find me a comment where i say 'imho' tbh, cuz i neva say that :/
Edited by 2eX Jubei at 07:41 GMT, 17th Dec 2003
<< Comment #148 @ 03:49 CST, 17 December 2003 >>
<< Comment #155 @ 00:25 CST, 18 December 2003 >>
By United States of America kF  - Reply to #148
lol
<< Comment #130 @ 13:13 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By United States of America kF 
Why CarMac? Actually, I don't find most of them to be too annoying, except the .ru's sometimes.
Edited by kF at 19:14 GMT, 16th Dec 2003
<< Comment #132 @ 13:29 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By QW tbone  - Reply to #130
what about me? MEE!!!! meme.....ME!!!
<< Comment #133 @ 14:11 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By United States of America kF  - Reply to #132
I'm sorry man... You just don't really bother me :P
<< Comment #136 @ 16:18 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By QW tbone  - Reply to #133
goddammit...do you know who i am though?
<< Comment #137 @ 16:21 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By United States of America kF  - Reply to #136
I've seen a lot of your posts, but if you mean do I know who you are personally, I don't :P
<< Comment #138 @ 16:26 CST, 16 December 2003 >>
By QW tbone  - Reply to #137
good good, the plan is working perfectly.
<< Comment #153 @ 16:44 CST, 17 December 2003 >>
By 017 scoop 
brandan missing from the vote....
<< Comment #157 @ 16:04 CST, 18 December 2003 >>
By Norway Zardoz 
where is kdawg? He should at least be there
Edited by Zardoz at 22:07 GMT, 18th Dec 2003
<< Comment #159 @ 09:25 CST, 22 December 2003 >>
By Poland sxl 
definitelly k-dawg
<< Comment #161 @ 16:23 CST, 23 December 2003 >>
By rtfm Larvi  - Reply to #159
hah you mean the curse of kdawg ?
<< Comment #162 @ 06:03 CST, 24 December 2003 >>
By Poland sxl  - Reply to #161
to say his name is like... to swear
<< Comment #163 @ 06:10 CST, 24 December 2003 >>
By rtfm Larvi  - Reply to #162
:D. can't we ban his ip ? or just let him rejoin for public punishment ?
<< Comment #169 @ 15:44 CST, 28 December 2003 >>
By Poland sxl  - Reply to #163
that would be nice :D it would mean that ESR admins care about their users - but that's not true :/
<< Comment #170 @ 17:07 CST, 28 December 2003 >>
By rtfm Larvi  - Reply to #169
hey don't say that ! they might hear us , so shhhhhhhhhhhht
<< Comment #171 @ 06:09 CST, 29 December 2003 >>
By sleepy zet  - Reply to #169
you shouldn't talk about things you have no idea of
<< Comment #172 @ 06:10 CST, 29 December 2003 >>
By Poland sxl  - Reply to #171
maybe not, but i can
BECAUSE I'M EVIL MASTER 0F TH3 D34M0N5!
<< Comment #173 @ 08:33 CST, 29 December 2003 >>
By sleepy zet  - Reply to #172
ok
everyone, bow to the EVIL MASTER OF D34|\/|0|\|5!
<< Comment #174 @ 06:04 CST, 30 December 2003 >>
By Poland sxl  - Reply to #173
and that's the way it is ;p
<< Comment #160 @ 16:20 CST, 23 December 2003 >>
By rtfm Larvi 
shit i'm not in there !!!!
<< Comment #175 @ 14:05 CST, 30 December 2003 >>
By Denmark -X-Laban 
you are
<< Comment #176 @ 04:58 CST, 6 January 2004 >>
By Norway wee man 
hey, i want to change my vote.. "most lovable ESR users"... HAH.
<< Comment #177 @ 05:35 CST, 6 January 2004 >>
By Beer! Morba 
lol at edit :D
<< Comment #178 @ 05:39 CST, 6 January 2004 >>
By Pakistan umayr 
fu melachi :)
<< Comment #179 @ 06:01 CST, 6 January 2004 >>
By QW tbone 
melachi, pah! cheap! we still hate you and you know it!!!
<< Comment #180 @ 09:47 CST, 6 January 2004 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi 
HE HE. Dang.
<< Comment #181 @ 07:57 CST, 21 January 2004 >>
No one mentioned MEGAN???!!!!
<< Comment #182 @ 08:34 CST, 21 January 2004 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #181
Vote for me yet? :)
<< Comment #183 @ 11:09 CST, 21 January 2004 >>
By United Kingdom Devolution  - Reply to #182
Lol no i'm not getting involved in that one :)
<< Comment #184 @ 12:16 CST, 28 January 2004 >>
By stoneeh's GRRRIIINNNNN2 stoneeh 
n1
<< Comment #185 @ 14:30 CST, 28 January 2004 >>
By Beer! nokia 
at least im not on it
<< Comment #187 @ 09:32 CDT, 4 June 2008 >>
By Sweden xoji 
Who the f#*k is George.
<< Comment #189 @ 03:02 CDT, 28 October 2008 >>
By USA_UK Jamerio  - Reply to #187
Edited by Jamerio at 03:04 CDT, 28 October 2008
<< Comment #190 @ 03:24 CDT, 28 October 2008 >>
By USA_UK Jamerio 
Someone told me Melachi lost his bankroll and is currently fluffing illegal immigrants in Calais like no man.

On the plus side he gets a nut flush every single time, while his customers "splash the pot"!
Edited by Jamerio at 03:30 CDT, 28 October 2008
<< Comment #192 @ 15:59 CST, 12 December 2008 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi  - Reply to #190
wow, you haven't gotten away from this site yet?
No unfortunately you'll have to cancel your ticket to calais my bankroll is very much alive. I know how much you dream of finally getting your nut busted, you've waited long enough and it just doesn't matter if it's gay or not anymore.
Edited by melachi at 16:00 CST, 12 December 2008
<< Comment #200 @ 23:27 CST, 22 November 2009 >>
By inuyasha8 sonic  - Reply to #192
bump
<< Comment #215 @ 12:30 CDT, 17 April 2020 >>
By Germany mattered_  - Reply to #200
another pointless bump
<< Comment #193 @ 03:26 CDT, 20 September 2009 >>
By stermy bubble_ru 
This is lame, i was banned, all the time.

How to be annoying ? when people can't post.
<< Comment #201 @ 08:21 CST, 23 November 2009 >>
By Slovenia ambro 
omg, i voted for carmac. thats sooo 2003. this list needs update.
<< Comment #202 @ 18:18 CST, 1 March 2011 >>
By QW tbone 
bump

(Saw someone who voted me most irritating \o/ )
<< Comment #203 @ 01:06 CDT, 16 March 2011 >>
By Pink Smiley Melachi melachi 
wtf I was alive in 2003!
<< Comment #204 @ 08:32 CDT, 16 March 2011 >>
By Sweden azmo  - Reply to #203
And in 2000/2001-ish \o/
<< Comment #206 @ 22:20 CDT, 25 April 2011 >>
By AUSNL by dann zkyp 
2003, when Poland didn't post on ESR.
<< Comment #207 @ 22:20 CDT, 25 April 2011 >>
By AUSNL by dann zkyp  - Reply to #206
'cept carmac
<< Comment #208 @ 08:18 CDT, 4 July 2011 >>
By Lithuania son1dow  - Reply to #207
he represented it apparently
<< Comment #209 @ 08:33 CDT, 4 July 2011 >>
By 2k2_2 Nukm 
time to replace "*.ru & *.il:" with "*.us"
<< Comment #210 @ 13:20 CST, 23 December 2011 >>
Jubei for sure, he chats utter rubbish about the most pointless things.

Example:

"I have 60-70fps with r_picmip 1, and only 57.2-67.2fps with r_picmip 2. However if I use sensitivity 7.21 on a surface with 0.7 coefficient static friction, I tend to find that my movement is more stable with the lower fps.

DISCUSS"
<< Comment #211 @ 15:21 CST, 23 December 2011 >>
By ._o Xen_Crypt  - Reply to #210
raged like a pole
<< Comment #213 @ 14:03 CST, 24 December 2011 >>
By inuyasha8 sonic  - Reply to #210
good post
<< Comment #212 @ 06:11 CST, 24 December 2011 >>
By Bulgaria Nzr0 
definitely anonymous
<< Comment #214 @ 03:10 CST, 25 December 2011 >>
By United Kingdom Six16 
the good ole days..

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